大魔术师
9.0 |04月15日 |HD
简介:

  20世纪初,大清王朝气数已尽,各路军阀连年混战,拥兵自重,上演了一个又一个的逐鹿之争。时有直隶镇守使雷大牛(刘青云 饰)凭借旁门左道的刘昆山(吴刚 饰)大肆招募兵马,不断壮大,外有重兵,内有美眷,加上居心叵测的日本人大力扶持,正是春风得意时。与此同时,京城来了神秘的魔术师张贤(梁朝伟 饰),他凭借令人拍案叫绝、神乎其神的技艺绝倒京城,自然连雷大牛也早有耳闻。殊不知张贤是大牛的七姨太柳荫(周迅 饰)的青梅竹马,当年他外出求学时爱人被大牛掳走,抱憾终身,此外他还隶属某个神秘的组织,该组织时刻图谋绑架牛司令。在这个纷争乱世,张贤将上演怎样令人叹服感慨的魔术呢……
  本片根据张海帆的同名小说改编。

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  美国海军海之虎号潜艇即将退役,海军少将雪曼早早地来到潜艇上,翻看航海日志。看着自己当年的记录,昔日情景仍历历在目。将军思绪万千,浮想联翩…….   太平洋战争初期,美国海军在东南亚步步退守。海之虎号潜艇在港口几乎被日军飞机炸沉,雪曼艇长(卡里·格兰特饰)的任务是在两周之内完成平时需要两个月才能做完的事——把完全失去航行和战斗能力的海之虎号修好并撤退,但时局艰难,海之虎号连最起码的补给都很难弄到。海军上尉霍顿前来报到,此人无论穿着打扮或言谈举止,都象个十足的纨绔子弟,而且有关潜艇专业的知识他一概不懂,雪曼艇长觉得自己又多了一重麻烦。   霍顿上尉主动请缨之下,当上了海之虎号的军需官。谁知这正是最能发挥他长才的职位。他妥为运筹,使海之虎号的军需补给呈现一派欣欣向荣的景象,很快就拔锚起航了,而基地指挥官则忙着追查搬空基地仓库及他本人办公室的窃贼。   霍顿上尉是个很有办法的人,海之虎号起航时引擎都没修好,他雇来当地巫师作法,帮助潜艇顺利离岸;中途停靠地找不到补给,他开设赌场允许当地官兵拿基地的物资来兑换筹码。他也是个好心的人,对于帮助过他寻找补给的人,他都会有所回报,因而海之虎号上多了一个犯过军法的囚犯厨师,多了一群美女军医,多了赌场老板大肚皮的婆娘们及一只产奶的山羊。看在他搜罗军需品的才能份上,这些奇奇怪怪的人和事雪曼艇长都勉强接受下来。   美女军医们上船后,雪曼艇长的烦恼更多了:船员们纷纷装病,以便享受温柔的呵护;一名女军医太过“层峦叠嶂”,雪曼艇长不得不下令当女士们通过狭窄的艇中走道时,男士们要自动消失;同样还是这名女军医,无意中按到了鱼雷发射钮,致使一枚鱼雷没有打中8000吨的日军油轮,却冲上沙滩击毁了一辆卡车……   海之虎号需要防锈漆,霍顿上尉只找到一些白色和红色的漆,从此太平洋上出现了一艘粉红色的潜艇。美、日双方都不知道本方有这样的潜艇,各自下令:一经发现粉红色潜艇,立即击沉。   海之虎号与一艘美国军舰遭遇了,还没来得及打招呼,炮弹便飞了过来,雪曼艇长命令紧急下潜,可他出尽百宝都无法骗得军舰停扔深水炸弹,只因为潜艇上有初生婴儿的哭声帮军舰的声纳作定位。万分危急之中,霍顿上尉建议将女军医们的内衣用鱼雷发射管打上海面。此计果然生效,军舰指挥官一看那胸罩便断定日本女人不会有这么大的尺码。   海之虎号得救了!   最后,霍顿上尉也当上了这艘“神奇潜艇”的艇长 。

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主演:朱莉娅·罗伯茨,德蒙特·莫罗尼,卡梅隆·迪亚兹,鲁伯特·艾弗雷特,菲利普·博斯科,M·埃梅特·沃尔什,瑞切尔·格里菲斯,卡丽·普雷斯顿,苏珊·沙利文,克里斯托弗·马斯特森,布丽·特纳
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  朱莉安(朱莉娅•罗伯茨 Julia Roberts 饰)和迈克尔(德蒙特•莫罗尼 Dermot Mulroney饰)是大学时候的情侣。和大多数的恋人一样,他们的热恋慢慢降温,直到沦为好朋友。于是毕业前有了这样一个约定:如果28岁之前,彼此还是单身,那么就明证了他俩是天造地设的一对,到时候两人就结婚。
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简介:

  Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.
  Overview
  Differences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude Bomb
  The film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.
  Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.
  Theme music
  Get Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.
  Synopsis
  Maxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.
  Comedic style
  The script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.
  Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".
  1995 revival
  The relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.
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