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　　浩哥因欠了赵地主的粮食还不上遭到威胁，不得已带着三个兄弟到日军仓库偷了军粮。赵地主认得是日本军粮不敢收，土匪孙大脑袋心眼多不想买，浩哥只好拿回家吃，他的相好小寡妇发现是日本军粮后劝说浩哥归还。时机不巧，日本人已经因为丢粮加强戒备，而原路返回时袋子漏米撒了一路，日本人天亮后顺着痕迹找来将几人绑走。在刑场，浩哥遇见效仿他们偷军粮被抓的孙二。正当几人人要被日军处决时，国际记者正好路过，浩哥不但阴差阳错逃过一劫，还当上了中日友好督察队队长。一边的孙二就没有这个好命，被日本人偷偷枪毙。风生水起的浩哥转眼被扣上汉奸走狗的恶名，被全村人唾骂。浩哥意识到自己被所谓“中日友好”的幌子耍了，已经和全村人形同陌路。他一怒之下联手孙大脑袋手刃日本小队长，给孙二报仇，也扭转了名声。日本人火了，直接屠了二龙湖村。浩哥带着兄弟们与日本人进行了惨烈的殊死搏斗。最终，浩哥在日军仓库与日本大队长同归于尽。

　　影片改编自任天堂经典游戏。企鹅冰雪王国遭到入侵能否逆袭？马力欧和他的兄弟路易吉如何拯救世界？童年经典大银幕重启，精彩冒险即将上演。

　　马飞龙是马家雷拳第十九代传人，却因一次意外中，于街头众目睽睽下被一名女途人击倒，而大出洋相，一夜之间身败名裂，沦为「乜代宗师」。后来马飞龙从记者口中知道女途人大有来头，原来她是香港西洋拳坛传奇人物，曾经拥有四十场不败纪录的奇女子—陈真！

　　迈阿密警局的一对“黄金”搭档，顾家爱妻的好男人宾纳（马丁•劳伦斯）和衣着光鲜风流倜傥的富家子弟劳瑞（威尔•史密斯），奉命追查一桩价值上亿美元的毒品证物失窃案，如果不能及时完成任务，他俩就得卷铺盖走人。
　　在两人疲于奔命之际，该案件唯一的性感女证人打电话到警局声称她愿意指认主谋，但条件是劳瑞必须出面保护她，否则一切免谈，此时劳瑞刚好不在警局，宾纳为套取线索，急中生智冒名顶替。其后，为了不失去女证人的信任，两人只得将对调身份一事进行到底，宾纳在枪林弹雨及汽车追逐中贴身保护女证人，劳瑞则来到他家中陪伴其妻。

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　　A brilliant and outragously funny satire of society, 7 December 1999
　　Author: Dave Joerg (joerd000@mail.zdv.uni-mainz.de)
　　"Flodder" is one of the funniest movies ever made and few people realise that it is a Dutch movie made by none other than the Holland version of John Carpenter, the famous Dick Maas, author and director of the thriller "Amsterdamned". The Flodder family is the reincarnation of the term a-social. When the whole family bunch, basically all bastards, criminals and sluts must be relocated from their City slum because of toxic waste under their house, the city council house no choice. The only available space is in the "Zoendal" - the "Sun Valley" the best area in Amsterdam where all doctors, snobs and businessmen can afford to live their lives. And where the central point of interest and politics is the tennis club of the community. The Flodder family brings devastation to the tranquil world that ruled before. They are simply unbelievable. The characterisation is incredibly funny, beginning with Ma Flodder who searches other people's trash cans for food or making illegal liquor in her cellar and ending with the eldest daughter who is the biggest slut on earth. Together they make the most horrible family imaginable, a sort of immoral mirror image to the Brady Bunch or the Waltons. When the City counsel of Amsterdam hoped that the Flodders would show their good will to be more civilised in their new area, it turns out that Holland's most famous family would rather bring out the worst in the rich people of "Sun Valley"-wonderland. The rest is a hilarious, brilliant and well made social satire that can be watched as a provocative movie as well as a straightforward comedy. Dick Maas at his best. I salute him! Flooder was the Dutch smash hit in 1986 and brought two sequels and a tv series. All of the sequels were nice but not as great as the original.
　　Flodders (1986) is available on DVD in Germany in a dubbed German version in Dolby Digital 5.1. under the name:
　　"Flodders -Eine Familie zum knutschen"
　　Why is First Floor Features, the producer of the movie not bringing the Dick Maas blockbusters out on DVD in the Netherlands, I wonder. The are not even available on video there. These movies have so much potential, still to this day and have a huge silent but true following.

　　UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
　　Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
　　Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
　　The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
　　The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
　　After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.

　　故事发生在1939年，丹尼尔（梅尔·吉布森 Mel Gibson 饰）是一名空军飞行员，一直以来，他都深深爱恋着名叫海伦（Isabel Glasser 饰）的女子，就在丹尼尔决定将内心的感情公诸于众之时，海伦竟然遭遇了意外成为了植物人。心碎的丹尼尔找到了研究冷冻生物学的好友哈里（乔治·温迪特 George Wendt 饰），希望后者能够将自己冷冻，以逃避现实。
　　令丹尼尔没有想到的是，当他再次睁开双眼之时，时间已经飞跃到了1992年，此时的世界同他昏睡之前的世界已然截然不同。丹尼尔想找哈里，却找到了哈里的女儿，并得知了挚友的死讯，与此同时，丹尼尔亦得知海伦早已苏醒，直到今日依旧保持独身一人住在海边的悬崖之上，激动万分的丹尼尔马不停蹄地赶往彼处，寻找久违的爱人。

　　熟女Edith和熟男George在带自己的孩子来Middleton做admission tour时相识，并擦出了爱的火花......

　　故事发生在海南三亚，某五星级酒店大厅，里面布置的富丽堂皇，一场浩大的婚礼即将举行。新娘子陆天琦（周弘 饰）特聘著名设计师陈夕（夏侯琪誉 饰）为自已打造一组美伦美奂的婚纱，当陈夕将第99套婚纱交给新娘子时，她惊呆了，站在天琦身边的新郎竟是不久前失踪的前男友许哲（候凯 饰）。许哲对陈夕的突然出现毫无心理准备，尴尬万分，情急之下他找来危机处理专家袁烁（刘恩佑 饰）前来解围。愤怒的陈夕决定搅乱这场婚礼，她设计绑架了许哲，带着负心郎离开酒店驶向荒岛，对其展开了凌厉的审讯。而婚礼现场则乱了套，个个像没头的苍蝇。不曾想袁烁的介入岀现了逆转，当第100套婚纱出现时，奇迹出现了......

　　黒道“少和帮”风云人物陈军（刘谦益 饰）金盆洗手，传位于爱徒王立华（范文芳 饰）。王立华有他人不具备的远见卓识，她取缔了原先靠暴力帮人讨债的手段，以确保帮会不被警方盯上而瓦解。所以，上台伊始，她就对原先帮会內部制度进行大刀阔斧的改革，不料她的举措招致师父陈军不满。立华的丈夫（李国煌 饰）是一名舞蹈老师，他的婚姻基本属于“拉郎配”，是被黑道所逼与立华成的亲，名为夫妻，实则两人没有什么感情。青龙帮帮主（林德荣 饰）知悉陈军与立华不睦，趁机挑唆离间少和帮关系，并想拉拢陈军易帜，狡诈的陈军能悟出其中诡计吗......

　　电影分为两个短片。
　　《鬼才给你off 》：阿南和阿雷是两名备战军人，两人来到军营接收训练。不幸的是，负责训练他们的排长是一个极为严苛冷酷的男人，待他们手下毫不留情。为了能够逃脱艰苦的训练，阿南和阿雷想出了种种歪招，却总是被排长识破而遭到辱骂惩罚。最终，忍无可忍的两人决定使出一个终极大招，哪知道这个大招给他们带来了灭顶之灾。
　　《鬼才嫁给你》：阿辉是一个内向木讷不善言辞的男人，这样的个性令他在情场中屡屡遭遇挫折，渐渐对爱情失去了希望。某日，阿辉结识了一位名叫阿海的男子，阿海告诉阿辉，自己能够有办法帮阿辉带来桃花运，此时的阿辉并不知道，阿海其实是一个开启了地狱之门的家伙。