人间喜剧

　　罗通（洪金宝 饰）和做饼的方师傅（孙越 饰）同时爱上了美丽温柔的阿冰（利智 饰），两人对阿冰展开了热烈的追求。当方师傅知道阿冰的心中早已经有了罗通时，善良的他选择了放弃，罗通和阿冰顺理成章的走到了一起。
　　麦芽糖（莫少聪 饰）是罗通的挚友，某日，他邂逅了名为小翠（袁洁莹 饰）的女子，并很快坠入了情网。然而，好友山楂饼（卢冠廷 饰）于无意之中暴露了小翠妓女的身份，使得麦芽糖自觉受到了背叛和欺骗，对麦芽糖一往情深的小翠亦深感受伤。在朋友们的劝解撮合之下，麦芽糖和小翠总算打开了心结喜结连理，却在结婚当晚被恶霸尤五（岑建勋 饰）双双杀死。悲愤之中，罗通决定替好兄弟报仇。

　　Isn’t the trajectory of a shared life determined in advance? Get married, have kids, be like everyone else… According to Dietrich Brüggemann, who competed in Vary six years ago, 30-somethings conceivably have it all, yet they fail in their attempts to achieve their set ideals.
　　Nö delivers a critique of contemporary values, while also highlighting the struggle to find and nurture love.

　　快递员鲍健生活窘迫，好不容易躲过了房东的围追堵截去上班，还被拖欠工资的领导狠批一顿，鲍健当场愤而辞职，却被领导以双十一不准离职为由打发去继续工作。在送快递的途中，他遇到了不少糟心的事情，经历了倒霉的一天。第二天，鲍健准备找领导辞职结钱，却发现自己拥有了重置时间的能力，他被困在双十一，反复循环着这一天，经历着同样的倒霉事儿。在想尽办法逃离双十一的过程中，鲍健逐渐意识到以前的自己错过了很多极其重要的人和事……

　　An obsessively punctual comprehensive school headmaster sets out to give an important speech at the annual Headmasters' Conference.

　　一转眼，方立群（王正方 饰）在美国已经生活了快三十年了，虽然生活已经全盘西化，但在朋友和上司的眼里，方立群始终都是“异类”。因为老板对华人的歧视，方立群一怒之下辞了职，带着老婆格蕾丝（沙龙·艾瓦伊 Sharon Iwai 饰）和儿子保罗（余朝汉 饰）回到了北京投奔姐姐方立敏（慎广兰 饰）和姐夫老赵（胡晓光 饰），两家人住在四合院里。
　　方莉莉（李勤勤 饰）是方立敏的女儿，和男友刘一达（王霄 饰）交往多时，两人正在备考英语，准备报考同一所大学。保罗和他们的年纪差不多，所以三人很快就玩到了一起，结下了深厚的友谊。那边厢，方立群和方立敏两家人，虽然有着迥异的个性和截然不同的生活习惯，却依旧相处得其乐融融。

　　UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
　　Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
　　Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
　　The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
　　The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
　　After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.

　　屋漏偏遭连夜雨的约翰·温格（比尔·默瑞 Bill Murray 饰）不仅惨遭解雇，他的女友此刻也离他而去。前路渺茫的约翰在一时冲动下，说服了好友罗塞尔（哈罗德·雷米斯 Harold Ramis 饰）一起报名参了军。他们把军营想象成重塑自我的理想之地，却不曾料想到训练他们的是一个顽固又没有耐心的中士胡卡（沃伦·奥茨 Warren Oates 饰），队友更是各个平庸无能，常常做出很多让人啼笑皆非的囧事。两人为了追求漂亮性感的女宪兵斯泰拉（PJ·索尔丝  P.J. Soles 饰）和路易丝（肖恩·杨 Sean Young 饰），竟抢夺了一辆高科技军用车，意外的进入了苏联境内并卷入了一场国际事件。

　　大唐年间，天下初定，世间却仍有妖孽作乱。 泾河龙王被斩，水族怨念横生，欲要大唐生灵涂炭以报灭主之仇；东瀛妖师为夺至宝，频用幻术扰人心性，夜劫龙头残害大理寺忠良，更致无辜百姓离奇身亡，一时间京城谣言四起，人心惶惶。为保天下太平，百姓重归安宁，唐皇亲设“御龙卫”并派秦叔宝暗中行动捉拿妖孽…..

　　高速公路上的猫源于一句谚语，用来形容注定不会长久的事情。乔凡尼（安东尼奥·阿尔巴内斯 Antonio Albanese 饰）是那种典型的知识分子，每天读书看报认真思考人生，始终相信人和人之间能够拥有真正的信任，互相融合。莫妮卡（宝拉·柯特莱西 Paola Cortellesi 饰）和乔凡尼恰恰相反，身为超市收银员的她每天都要应付不同肤色和不同人种的客人们，常常感到焦头烂额，对人和人之间的沟通感到非常悲观。
　　上帝开了一个小小的玩笑，这两个八竿子打不到一起的人，他们的儿女却被牵上了红线走到了一起，得知了这一段恋情的两人由衷的希望它能像高速公路上的猫那样，尽早结束。

　　A pool boy and a gardener turn an empty mansion into a home for women who belong to the world's oldest profession.

　　童年时候的小贝（哲拉予•拉翁马尼 Jirayu La-ongmanee 饰）在一次音乐课上对唱摇滚乐的小恩（娜塔莎•劳佳姆 Nattasha Nualjam 饰）产生奇妙的心动。小恩的家里是开唱片店的，而小恩的梦想是当一名歌手。为了更接近小恩的生活，对小恩朦胧的好感推动小贝这个从未接触过流行音乐的男孩开始学着听歌。然而不久后小恩随父母搬家离开了清迈，小贝从此和心仪的女孩失去了联系。直到几年后，曾经的小伙伴们都步入了高三，当年新奇的摇滚乐成了流行的中心，小恩的意外回归让小贝雀跃不已。此时的小贝一心想向音乐发烧友小恩证明自己的能力，恰巧这个时候小贝的好朋友小空（帕查拉•奇拉锡瓦特 Pachara Chirathivat 饰）追求风尚，吸引女孩的注意，准备组建一支乐队，就这样，小空小贝艾克这三个毫无音乐功底的热血男孩开始了坎坷而令人成长的乐团之路。

　　曹彼得（吴明轩 饰）是个人物，他是疑似西太平洋大学毕业生、通过百度百科学习超现实主义摄影的摄影师，在一连串求职折戟后，新青年摄影机构的老板（大海 饰）为彼得的不浮夸折服，将其留用。但彼得就是教人不省心，刚到岗就盯上了化妆师Fiona（侯雨桐 饰），他无视先在Fiona身上挂号的竞争者——后期设计师魏查理（杨博 饰），誓把情况做大做强，老板狂风暴雨般的呵斥也不能阻止他了。好花固然堪折，但无论彼得还是查理，始终都是场外选手。Fiona在化妆助理蕾蕾（车玉露 饰）的牵线搭桥下，早已和一名中年男人痴缠三年。彼得情场不得意，但却意外收获了助理GIGI（徐宏亮 饰）的菊花之谊……