女人比男人更凶残

 两个值守夜班的“倒霉蛋”甜点心（乔·基瑞 饰）和内奥米（乔治娜·坎贝尔 饰），意外发现了疯狂繁殖的外星寄生真菌，无福消受这顿重口加班餐的二人发出求救信号。“淡淡死感”的退休特工罗伯特（连姆·尼森 饰）被迫再就业，重新上岗拯救即将被真菌腐蚀的世界。他们一边躲避着因寄生而绿液四溅的宿主们，一边和翻涌的肠胃做斗争，在一阵阵爆浆声中大开“惊喜盲盒”。这组画风迥异的“临时战友”能否阻挡这场末日浩劫？谁又能活着走出这个惊魂之夜……

　　这本该是一个平静美好的早晨，乔治（乌尔里希·穆埃 Ulrich Mühe 饰）和妻子安（苏珊娜·罗莎 Susanne Lothar 饰）带着儿子来到位于湖边的小屋度假，乔治和儿子前往湖边整理之后要使用的帆船，而安则在厨房里安置生活用品。一声尖锐的门铃划破的所有的平静，来者是一名看上去彬彬有礼的年轻人，他自称皮特（弗兰克·捷林 Frank Giering 饰），此行前来打扰是为了借一枚鸡蛋。皮特端正的外表取得了安的信任，但随后发生的事情却让安大跌眼镜。这时，一名叫保罗（亚诺·弗里斯奇 Arno Frisch 饰），外貌酷似皮特的男子敲响了安的房门，同时，乔治带着儿子也回家来了。
　　演员都到齐了，一家三口怎么也无法想到的是，等待着他们的，将是来自这两个白衣恶魔的，毫无动机，毫无怜悯，毫无理智的凌虐。

　　一座孤零零的小岛，迎来了一群不速之客，他们是一群热衷于潜水的游客。花花公子葛伦、阳光大男孩宋文涛、性感活泼的韩鹿鸣、中年财经作家马之江、精明市侩的商人赵虎和从事金融行业的冷面女强人严姿君、工作人员阿奇。风平浪静的海面蕴藏了无限杀机！谁杀了我？我又杀了谁？

　　Award winning writer, celebrity Mark Travis seeks inspiration by returning to his hometown. What he finds is not what he expected. Her name is Holly. What Holly would do, is like nothing Mark has ever experienced before.

　　穷书生江流被捉妖大师钟无敌临危受命，担负起斩妖除魔拯救人间的使命。在斩妖除魔的路上，小蛇妖无言一路跟随江流，无言为了保护江流深受重伤，两人感情急剧升温，最终江流成长为一代捉妖大师，为了拯救深陷困境的无言，牺牲了自己的性命。

　　山城圭吾（菅田将晖 饰）一直梦想着能够成为漫画家，创作出脍炙人口的优秀作品。虽然圭吾的画功扎实编剧一流，但因为他本身是老好人的性格，所以一直无法创作出真实有冲击力的反派形象，因此，圭吾的事业总是停滞不前，知道现在依然只是一介名不见经传的漫画助手。
　　一次偶然中，圭吾成为了一场凶杀案的目击者。这特殊的经历改变了圭吾的性格，他决定以案件的犯人为原型，创作名为《34》的原创漫画。没想到，这部漫画一下子就火了，读者们纷纷被漫画中描绘的可怕犯人的形象所折服。但好景不长，没过多久，社会上就出现了以漫画内容为蓝本进行犯罪的模仿犯。

　　在他17岁生日那天，迈克尔收到了他最好的朋友托尼的一份Ouija董事会礼物。在一次会议上，托尼使用一种被他称为“维吉尔”的媒体，无意中解开了董事会的邪恶力量。很快就出现了一波暴力杀人事件，首席嫌疑人似乎是迈克尔。他通过预感和身体体验来见证所有的杀戮。迈克尔是杀手吗?他能证明他是无辜的吗，还是被恶魔附身的人?

　　诺贝尔奖得主Jose Saramago的小说《Blindness》将被搬上电影舞台。书中描述了一个陷入致盲病毒的城市，导火线从一名司机点燃，突然失明后，他得到了一个人的善意帮助，这条线继续燃烧下去，眼科医生也来帮助他们了，故事就这样开始了。所有的致盲者都被关进了一座废弃的精神病院，重兵把守，不惜生命的代价也要制止疾病的扩散。 Julianne Moore将扮演唯一没有失明的人——医生的善良妻子， 著名黑人电影人Danny Glover在片中扮演一名致盲的黑人老者。尽管主角来自美国，但这部电影是由日本、巴西、加拿大合拍的国际性电影。

　　1989年是电视影像的黄金年代，要红、要上位，外表就要够抢眼！安娜一心打算在MTV电视台大展拳脚，怎料却被高层嫌造型太差。为博成名，她决定织髮换形象，结果有如施展了魔法般，事业开始起飞。可是安娜慢慢发现，伴随名利而来的代价竟然异常巨大──她那头新秀髮竟然有自我意识，甚至令她陷入死亡危机！

　　讲述三位长生不老的吸血鬼室友应付人类生活的奇葩轶事。Viago，Vladislav以及Daecon三个人是室友 ，作为吸血鬼家族成员，三人都要定期摄取人血，此外还要应付人类社会的繁杂规矩，例如付房租、设法混进夜店、处理室友矛盾等等。惊悚与搞笑并行，极具特点。

　　Cory and friends visit a broken down old shack in the middle of nowhere to investigate the mysteries of his past. After realizing that his grandparents dabbled in black magic, demons and the undead begin to attack, taking Cory's friends down one by one.

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!