黑暗之夜

　　一群小鎮來的神經病人肉販子，恐嚇威脅兩位年輕女孩並凌虐折磨她們，還準備把她們賣掉。但這群歹徒有所不知的是，赤裸羔羊居然暗藏嗜血尖牙！

　　民国初年，清宝村马家大夫人正在为其因病去世的大孙子马不明举办阴婚，突然纸新娘离奇复活，现场一片混乱。阴阳半仙认为是其二孙子马不快因血跟纸新娘结了孽缘，从而被纸新娘缠上，必须送他离开马宅。
　　十一年后，马不快携恋人李招娣回乡谈论婚嫁之事，不料在他回到马宅后诡异命案接连发生，不信任何鬼神怪论的他认为此事另有蹊跷，决定亲自解开谜团，并且在这过程中逐渐了解到一段尘封已久的恩怨。

　　In the 19th century, a sadistic nobleman terrorizes the members of his family. He is found dead, but his ghost soon returns to haunt the residents of his castle.

　　K是一个科学家，沉迷于灵异术，是极端自恋狂，更结合出错科学和灵术创造出另一性别自己。K的助手因暗恋K而无法接受K的自恋，意图阻止K迷恋另一个自己，但电脑程序出错，K的躯体被毁，但女性的K体内已有自己的身孕，K的灵魂和意识被困于电脑中……十年后，K的实验室重开变成一间电脑房，K的鬼魂通过网络寻找自己的后代，不许其他人占有……

　　小赖恩对黑暗的地方产生屯恐惧感，他哥哥戴尔对他的恐惧一点都不在乎，以为他在哗众取宠。一天他们父母去参加派对要到深夜才回家，戴尔答应在家好好看着弟弟赖恩，一场暴风雨导致停电，赖恩感觉到黑夜的恶魔终于来临了，可怕的事情开始发生，戴尔终于明白赖恩的恐惧，可为时已晚……

　　讲述一个地区受到许多神秘灾难和厄运袭击，因为未知的灵魂透过一名年轻男子来引诱人们，将他们带向令人战栗的命运。

　　改编自藤泽周平的同名小说。主人公佐之助，混迹于江户时代的黑暗世界，一日在常去的酒亭，他结识了伊兵卫。在伊兵卫的怂恿与自己渴求过上美好生活的双重诱惑下，他最终同意，和一群陌生男子搭档，合伙抢劫商家七百两的巨款……

　　玛丽拉（伊丽莎白·泰勒 Elizabeth Taylor 饰）是一位在行业内声名显赫的电影明星，在一场宴会上，一起死亡事件的发生让她陷入了危险的境地。原来，死者死于一杯毒酒，而这杯毒酒本应被玛丽拉饮下。警方迅速介入了调查，随着线索的展开，玛丽拉的丈夫杰森（洛克·哈德森 Rock Hudson 饰）成为了终点怀疑对象。
　　不幸的是，事情并没有就此终结，神秘的匿名电话，诡异的敲诈字条，在巨大的压力之下，玛丽拉的精神迅速濒临着崩溃的边缘。杰森真的是凶手吗？又是谁对玛丽拉有着如此的深仇大恨呢？聪明的马普尔小姐（安吉拉·兰斯伯瑞 Angela Lansbury 饰）看出了其中的端倪，她能够顺利解决这一案件吗？

　　法医保罗自以为是的正义让他女儿惨遭绑架，他唯一的希望是困在无人岛上的漫画家琳达，她必须尽速代他执行一连串解剖且找到隐藏线索，才得以拯救保罗的女儿并揪出凶手。

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!