2013我爱HK恭喜发财

　　一對生活極有品味的夫婦邀來三五好友，男主人戴夫打算大顯身手，為大家準備一場精緻的晚宴。隨著夜幕降臨，怪事開始發生。不速之客一個接著一個出現，一位電工自稱是安妮的朋友登門而來，可是隨後到來的安妮並不認識這位電工。還有一名自稱哲學教授的法國人也不請自來，浪漫的法國口音讓女客們為之傾倒，貝絲、安妮都莫名跟他上了床，怎料完事之後，法國口音不見了，這讓安妮頓感受騙。哲學教授反指安妮所屬的非營利組織「無國界瑜珈士」，戰亂之下的人民最不需要的就是瑜珈！當派對陷入暴力、離奇的性行為和荒謬的境地時，安妮在浴室發現了一具屍體，眾人開始懷疑他媽的烤箱裡到底是什麼肉……

　　三声有幸：本段故事讲述了失去儿子的老母亲，每年儿子忌日都会接到儿子的电话，使她有了活下去的希望。然而这一切都是儿子生前安排好的，找了声音相似也生了重病的阿正(范逸臣 饰）带打的电话。阿正病情越来越重，也在网上找寻和自己声音相同的人，让心爱的女友（赖雅研 饰）有他的声音相随......
　　华山·24：心悠（刘心悠 饰）在华山给歌星Lens(柯有纶 饰）当MV女主角。MV导演蓝key(蓝正龙 饰）和心悠是多年前分散的恋人，这次相逢心悠一副不认识他的样子，却和Lens走的亲近。蓝key气愤的质问心悠......原来心悠出了车祸脑前叶受伤，选择性失忆了。知道真相后，两还能走到一起吗？
　　幸运：替身演员（院经天 饰)和空姐女友（曾恺瑄 饰）整天争吵冷战不断。有一次，他要拍一个高难特技动作，出门之前两人再次争吵，女友离他而去。在现场他心烦意乱，给女友打去电话，电话没人接听，他不顾一切骑上摩托车狂奔来到飞机场......
　　第六号浏海：长相一般的姑娘(周采诗 饰）一直期望找到白马王子。算命先生说，她遇到的第六个拨浏海的男子，就是她的真命天子。满心欢喜的她是否能够如愿以偿......

　　狗蛋（郝邵文 饰）真心实意的暗恋着青梅竹马的玩伴小翠，然而情敌宇文的实力太过强大，任凭狗蛋如何对小翠展开猛烈的攻势，都得不到她的心。原来，小翠觉得狗蛋长得太胖了，于是狗蛋开始发奋减肥。丑妹为了讨狗蛋的欢心跟在他身后出谋划策，两人闹出了不少的笑话也惹了一身麻烦。
　　狗蛋进入海防部队成为了一名军人，可是，虽然身在军营，但军营内的管理却十分的混乱，毫无军法军纪，狗蛋依然过着闲散而又自由的生活。直到有一天，一位名叫包胜男的掌管被派往狗蛋所在的部队监督军纪，这令狗蛋一行人苦不堪言。狗蛋怂恿班长阿宪追求包胜男，以解决目前的困境。

　　剧情简介：
　　杰克哈蒙医生（杜德利摩尔）是个成功的心脏外科医生，也是医院内最热门的下届院长人选，但他和独子克里斯（柯克卡麦隆）之间却有著一条看不见的代沟。 由于正值青春期，克里斯也必须面对爱情、课业、音乐、跑车等一般青少年常见的问题，但由于一次意外，杰克和克里斯同时喝下一种能让脑波互换的神奇药水，使得爸爸成了只能拿零用钱、还得应付生物期末考的儿子，儿子却转身一变成为手持金卡、开著拉风跑车的老爸。 这场因身分互换而产生的混乱，也让这对父子有了能够了解彼此问题的机会，但也因此闹出了不少令人捧腹大笑的乌龙事件；这是一部适合全家观赏的绝佳喜剧。

　　UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
　　Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
　　Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
　　The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
　　The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
　　After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.

　　The crooks in London know how it works. No one carries guns and no one resists the police. Then a new gang appears that go one better. They dress as police and steal from the crooks. This upset's the natural order of the police/criminal relationship and the police and the crooks join forces to catch the IPOs (Impersonating Police Officers), including an armored car robbery in which the police must help the gangs to set a trap.

　　A mother's Christmas wish - and the grand prize that comes with it - sets off a fierce competition between her sons.

　　话唠贝尔(奎恩·拉提法 Queen Latifah 饰)是一个典型黑人女人，有一个感情稳定的男友杰西(亨利·西蒙斯 Henry Simmons 饰)。因为厌倦了送外卖的工作加上自己车速一流，贝尔决定改行开的士。不久以后，她就因为时速超过135英里而出名了。沃施本警官(吉米·法伦 Jimmy Fallon 饰)做事不利索加上 运气不好，自从搞砸了一件毒品案，上司玛塔(珍妮弗·艾斯波西多 Jennifer Esposito 饰)对他的态度就怎么友好了。为了挽回自己的形象，他一心想立一场功。纽约城内，美女劫匪(吉赛尔·邦辰 Gisele Bündchen 饰)接连抢劫银行，而警察们却对她的车速望尘莫及。偶然的机会，沃施本看到了贝莉的高超车速，决定请她帮忙逮捕银行劫匪。于是，计程车女司机贝尔就此和女劫匪开始了一场公路大比拼……

　　失聯已久的母親驟逝，這位女士必須遵照遺囑中奇怪的指示行事，才能拿到重要的遺產。

　　加布瑞尔（凯夫·亚当斯 Kev Adams 饰）表面看来是一个文质彬彬的男人，对待女性非常的绅士，但实际上，他患有爱情上瘾症，任何女人的气味和笑容在他眼里都有着无法抵挡的致命吸引力。这种上瘾症的症状在日益加重，已经开始影响到了加布瑞尔的正常生活了。加布瑞尔意识到，是时候给自己治治病了。
　　于是，加布瑞尔找到了一家专门对症下药的培训公司，在那里，他结识了名叫玛利亚（梅兰妮·贝尔内尔 Mélanie Bernier 饰）的女子。这个神奇的女子会如何治疗加布瑞尔的顽疾呢？加布瑞尔又能否抵挡得住玛利亚所散发出的致命吸引力呢？一场轻松搞笑的爱情喜剧在两人间拉开序幕。

　　杰斯（Gippy Grewal饰）是个机灵风趣的大学毕业生，和当律师的父亲、哥哥和嫂子住在一起。一次，他在朋友的婚礼上对美丽的姑娘马西（Mahie Gill饰）一见钟情。马西是个孤儿，并且希望嫁给一个同样没有家人的男子。杰斯无意中得知了这一点，为了追求马西，他装作孤儿向马西示爱。在杰斯的攻势下，两人很快坠入爱河。确立恋爱关系后，马西带杰斯去见自己的表哥，护妹心切的哥哥要求杰斯立刻和马西结婚，否则就拆散两人。无奈之下，杰斯当天就瞒着家人和马西登记结婚了。
　　婚后第一天，杰斯让马西为两人找个住处，马西机缘巧合的租下了杰斯家的一个房间。形势告急，杰斯只得让好友哈尼（Gurpreet Ghuggi饰）在家人面前扮演马西的丈夫，在马西面前扮演房东的儿子，自己表面装作不认识马西，实则偷偷和她同住一房。与此同时，哈尼在女友逼婚而游说父亲未果之下，背着当警察的父亲偷偷和女友普利特(Khusbhoo Grewal饰)结婚了。为了应付女方父母，哈尼和杰斯联手演戏，让普利特父母和杰斯父亲误把对方当做亲家。然而，事情总有穿帮的一天，两对恋人、四个家庭之间一场高潮迭起的闹剧就此上演……

　　萨沙（加德·艾尔马莱 Gad Elmaleh 饰）是一个四十岁的广告作曲人，常言所道的四十不惑在他的身上却没有半点体现。萨沙害怕承诺，恐惧稳定的关系，对他来说，能够随心所欲的做任何自己想做之事才能真正的算得上是活着。这让幼稚的个性让萨沙周围的朋友和亲人们吃了不少的苦头，他的母亲甚至至今还保持着替儿子打扫公寓和清洗衣物的习惯。
　　萨沙这令人头痛的状态眼看这就要一直持续下去了，直到他遇见了那个叫做夏洛特（苏菲·玛索 Sophie Marceau 饰）的美丽女人。夏洛特和丈夫离了婚，辛苦的独自抚养着三个孩子。当爱情的火花在这两个个性截然不同的成年人之间燃起时，会发生怎样有笑有泪的故事呢？