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简介:

  托德是一个口齿伶俐似乎又有着强迫症的可爱男孩,在他产生自己并不是个同性恋的怀疑和疑惑时,遇到了一个始终没有安全感的的女演员,两人建立了一种只会喋喋不休说话但不进一步发展亲密关系的爱侣,这种关系自然是奇怪的碰撞。

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主演:加里·格兰特,托尼·柯蒂斯,琼·欧布伦,迪娜·梅瑞尔,吉恩·埃文斯,Dick Sargent,维吉尼亚·格雷格,罗伯特·F·西蒙,罗伯特·吉斯特,加文·麦克劳德,乔治·邓恩,迪克·克罗基特,马德琳·鲁,马里昂·罗斯,Clarence Lung,弗兰基·达罗,罗伯特·F.霍伊,Nicky Blair,John W. Morley,阿瑟·奥康纳,哈尔·贝勒,威廉·布莱特,Dick Callinan,Malcolm Cassell,戴尔·卡明斯,弗朗西斯·德塞尔斯,Vince Deadrick Sr.,Alan
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  美国海军海之虎号潜艇即将退役,海军少将雪曼早早地来到潜艇上,翻看航海日志。看着自己当年的记录,昔日情景仍历历在目。将军思绪万千,浮想联翩…….   太平洋战争初期,美国海军在东南亚步步退守。海之虎号潜艇在港口几乎被日军飞机炸沉,雪曼艇长(卡里·格兰特饰)的任务是在两周之内完成平时需要两个月才能做完的事——把完全失去航行和战斗能力的海之虎号修好并撤退,但时局艰难,海之虎号连最起码的补给都很难弄到。海军上尉霍顿前来报到,此人无论穿着打扮或言谈举止,都象个十足的纨绔子弟,而且有关潜艇专业的知识他一概不懂,雪曼艇长觉得自己又多了一重麻烦。   霍顿上尉主动请缨之下,当上了海之虎号的军需官。谁知这正是最能发挥他长才的职位。他妥为运筹,使海之虎号的军需补给呈现一派欣欣向荣的景象,很快就拔锚起航了,而基地指挥官则忙着追查搬空基地仓库及他本人办公室的窃贼。   霍顿上尉是个很有办法的人,海之虎号起航时引擎都没修好,他雇来当地巫师作法,帮助潜艇顺利离岸;中途停靠地找不到补给,他开设赌场允许当地官兵拿基地的物资来兑换筹码。他也是个好心的人,对于帮助过他寻找补给的人,他都会有所回报,因而海之虎号上多了一个犯过军法的囚犯厨师,多了一群美女军医,多了赌场老板大肚皮的婆娘们及一只产奶的山羊。看在他搜罗军需品的才能份上,这些奇奇怪怪的人和事雪曼艇长都勉强接受下来。   美女军医们上船后,雪曼艇长的烦恼更多了:船员们纷纷装病,以便享受温柔的呵护;一名女军医太过“层峦叠嶂”,雪曼艇长不得不下令当女士们通过狭窄的艇中走道时,男士们要自动消失;同样还是这名女军医,无意中按到了鱼雷发射钮,致使一枚鱼雷没有打中8000吨的日军油轮,却冲上沙滩击毁了一辆卡车……   海之虎号需要防锈漆,霍顿上尉只找到一些白色和红色的漆,从此太平洋上出现了一艘粉红色的潜艇。美、日双方都不知道本方有这样的潜艇,各自下令:一经发现粉红色潜艇,立即击沉。   海之虎号与一艘美国军舰遭遇了,还没来得及打招呼,炮弹便飞了过来,雪曼艇长命令紧急下潜,可他出尽百宝都无法骗得军舰停扔深水炸弹,只因为潜艇上有初生婴儿的哭声帮军舰的声纳作定位。万分危急之中,霍顿上尉建议将女军医们的内衣用鱼雷发射管打上海面。此计果然生效,军舰指挥官一看那胸罩便断定日本女人不会有这么大的尺码。   海之虎号得救了!   最后,霍顿上尉也当上了这艘“神奇潜艇”的艇长 。

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粉红色潜艇
主演:加里·格兰特,托尼·柯蒂斯,琼·欧布伦,迪娜·梅瑞尔,吉恩·埃文斯,Dick Sargent,维吉尼亚·格雷格,罗伯特·F·西蒙,罗伯特·吉斯特,加文·麦克劳德,乔治·邓恩,迪克·克罗基特,马德琳·鲁,马里昂·罗斯,Clarence Lung,弗兰基·达罗,罗伯特·F.霍伊,Nicky Blair,John W. Morley,阿瑟·奥康纳,哈尔·贝勒,威廉·布莱特,Dick Callinan,Malcolm Cassell,戴尔·卡明斯,弗朗西斯·德塞尔斯,Vince Deadrick Sr.,Alan
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琳达想吃鸡肉!
3.0
上映时间:03月16日
主演:梅利妮·勒克莱尔,克洛蒂尔德·埃斯姆,利蒂希亚·多施,埃斯特班,帕特里克·皮诺,克劳丁·阿克斯,让-马里·丰邦纳,安东尼·莫梅,皮埃特罗·塞芒蒂,斯佳丽·克莱顿,阿伦扎·达斯,阿娜伊斯·威勒,米兰·赛里希尔,纳西尔·莫斯特法,安娜·帕伦特,扬尼斯·阿莫洛克斯,洛朗·莫瑟,蒂埃里·加勒特,罗拉·诺达,凯瑟琳·吉昂
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  琳达的妈妈冤枉琳达偷了戒指,为了弥补琳达,她得在所有商店都罢工的日子给琳达做一盘黑椒鸡肉。这是一部法国出品的小众独立动画电影,导演塞巴斯蒂安·劳德巴克和基亚拉·梅尔特在2020年合作短片后的二度携手,用抽象的画风讲述现实家庭的矛盾、母女间真挚的感情和由一只鸡引起的街道混乱。简单的手绘风糅合了浓墨重彩的渲染,呈现出惊人又温馨的艺术感染力,让每一帧画面看上去都如一幅优美的现代派画作。入选2023年戛纳电影节“独立电影及发行商联合会”平行单元。

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HD中字
琳达想吃鸡肉!
主演:梅利妮·勒克莱尔,克洛蒂尔德·埃斯姆,利蒂希亚·多施,埃斯特班,帕特里克·皮诺,克劳丁·阿克斯,让-马里·丰邦纳,安东尼·莫梅,皮埃特罗·塞芒蒂,斯佳丽·克莱顿,阿伦扎·达斯,阿娜伊斯·威勒,米兰·赛里希尔,纳西尔·莫斯特法,安娜·帕伦特,扬尼斯·阿莫洛克斯,洛朗·莫瑟,蒂埃里·加勒特,罗拉·诺达,凯瑟琳·吉昂
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10.0
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糊涂侦探归
10.0
上映时间:03月16日
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
简介:

  Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.
  Overview
  Differences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude Bomb
  The film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.
  Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.
  Theme music
  Get Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.
  Synopsis
  Maxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.
  Comedic style
  The script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.
  Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".
  1995 revival
  The relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.
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6
HD中字
糊涂侦探归
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
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